Thursday, April 24, 2014

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

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piewinchesters:

whoatakeiteasyman:

“this update requires that you restart your compu-“

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your url makes this 567758654 times funnier

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

Dark humor: code blue edition

wayfaringmd:

**Checkout on a patient with anasarca, massive ascites and horrible scrotal edema

Day Intern: He might die tonight, so listen out for codes. Unfortunately he’s still full code, so it’ll be ugly. 

Night Intern: Geez. There’s no way he’s gonna live through a code. How far should we take it?

Day backup: You should probably stop if his stomach or scrotum explodes. 

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

optimus-primette:

kellymagovern:

Dana Linn Bailey. [X]

This is the first video I ever saw that made me want to get into weights

I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally (via observando)
Every once in a while, I can catch a glimpse of her when she doesn’t see me looking. I have this moment where I’m like, ‘If you never make a good decision – if you only make bad decisions – for the rest of your life, you made one really good decision,’ Justin Timberlake on his wife, Jessica Biel (via makelvenotwar)

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