Thursday, July 31, 2014
anonymously-bi:

lipstick-lesbian:

pizza-queen:

Laura Prepon


♀♡♀

Yum

anonymously-bi:

lipstick-lesbian:

pizza-queen:

Laura Prepon

♀♡♀

Yum

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

(Source: ellatarry)

Wednesday, July 30, 2014
trail-rated:

youreinmydreamsnow:

this is so awesome.


Cops aren’t assholes. It’s the weak people that when they get behind that badge and let it goes to their heads

trail-rated:

youreinmydreamsnow:

this is so awesome.

Cops aren’t assholes. It’s the weak people that when they get behind that badge and let it goes to their heads

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

serene-riot:


iammelindaevans:

poe-ticjus-tice:

dirtylesbians:

smoke-me-up:


That moment when her fingers first push inside you…

OHHHHHKAYYYYY

Or when you first push them into her ….

Uhhhhh

MajhchhznKjzsnsns

holy fucking shit

serene-riot:

iammelindaevans:

poe-ticjus-tice:

dirtylesbians:

smoke-me-up:

That moment when her fingers first push inside you…

OHHHHHKAYYYYY

Or when you first push them into her ….

Uhhhhh

MajhchhznKjzsnsns

holy fucking shit

(Source: alice1203)

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

(Source: starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts)

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

(Source: starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via theoutsiders)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(Source: dropsofparadise)