Thursday, April 24, 2014
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good
girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
Dark humor: code blue edition
**Checkout on a patient with anasarca, massive ascites and horrible scrotal edema
Day Intern: He might die tonight, so listen out for codes. Unfortunately he’s still full code, so it’ll be ugly.
Night Intern: Geez. There’s no way he’s gonna live through a code. How far should we take it?
Day backup: You should probably stop if his stomach or scrotum explodes.
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally (via observando)
Every once in a while, I can catch a glimpse of her when she doesn’t see me looking. I have this moment where I’m like, ‘If you never make a good decision – if you only make bad decisions – for the rest of your life, you made one really good decision,’
Justin Timberlake on his wife, Jessica Biel (via makelvenotwar)